Family and Friends
An exceptionally strong skills training programme which covers language skills, phonics, and civic education skills.

Verbal Handcuffs
When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The

talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given

many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch,

checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.
Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix

it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her
favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)

yawn pong
A game played by tired people. In short, one person yawns and then the other person does.

Should the original yawner yawn twice before the second person yawns once, player one has

one point.
We played tweleve rounds of yawn pong last night.

mfeo
acronym for made for each other
jack and jill were mfeo

Verbal Card
A way of giving someone a birthday card without actually giving them a card. Verbal Cards

are recited orally and are usually made up on the spot, but can be planned out in advance.

They are better than normal cards for many reasons mainly that they can be personalized. The

only downfalls to a Verbal Card is that you can't put money in them, and don't have any

funny pictures. They can however include singing.
Tom- Here's your present Sara!!
Sara- um thanks, is there a card?
Tom- VERBAL CARD!!!

"Happy Birthday Sara!
I Hope You Have A Great Day!"

Sara- Oh Tom! You shouldnt have!
Tom- Anything for you my love!

Jack off all trades
A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners
- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.

Naa man, she's a jack off all trades

Lady and the Tramp it
(v.) The act of sharing a piece of food from oposite ends similar to the spaghetti scene in

the famous Disney movie, "Lady and the Tramp."

(v.) Eating opposite ends of a food until both partners meet in the middle.
Sorry guys, I only have one Snickers bar left for the two of you, but you can lady and the

tramp it if you want.

Redneck Teleprompter
Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say

during a speech or interview.
Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party

Conference in Nashville.

snowpocalypse
snow + apocalypse = snowpocalypse

When weathermen predict large amounts of snowfall in a short period of time.
Clint: Dude, I heard on the weather channel you had a snowpocalypse last night in your area
Paul: Naw, just a couple inches, the weather man is an idiot.

mondaze
a daze you find yourself in due to it being Monday
I locked my keys in my car because I was in a total Mondaze. I hate the start of a new work
week.

LCD Trip
When you watch too much football on your LCD big-screen. Can apply to other sports or

programming in which you sit, staring at it for hours. Known to have negative effects on you
health.
Joe Sixpack gets an LCD Trip every night watching ESPN.

We totally LCD Tripped during last year's Superbowl.

It's complicated
One of the options for "Relationship Status" on Facebook. Refers to a couple in an ambiguous

state between "friends" and "in a relationship". May also be used to indicate

dissatisfaction with an existing relationship.
If someone changes their status from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated", expect them

to be "Single" and "Looking for Random Play" soon.

slurring your text
when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable
(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

Urbaning
To look up your own name on Urban Dictionary, either for definition or myspace useage.
Me and Rianna went on Urbaning last night, her name means a suckjob. Lets put it on myspace.

Vaguebooking
An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on,

or is possibly a cry for help.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"


What Makes a Great Teacher? Part I



On August 25, 2008, two little boys walked into public elementary schools in Southeast

Washington, D.C. Both boys were African American fifth-graders. The previous spring, both

had tested below grade level in math.

One walked into Kimball Elementary School and climbed the stairs to Mr. William Taylor’s

math classroom, a tidy, powder-blue space in which neither the clocks nor most of the

electrical outlets worked.

The other walked into a very similar classroom a mile away at Plummer Elementary School. In

both schools, more than 80 percent of the children received free or reduced-price lunches.

At night, all the children went home to the same urban ecosystem, a zip code in which almost

a quarter of the families lived below the poverty line and a police district in which

somebody was murdered every week or so.

Four Faces of Good Teaching

The Motivator:
Justin Meli engages his third grade class by making hard work into a captivating "secret"

The Tour Guide:
Jennifer Freeman leads her Atalanta students an intriguing academic discovery

The Manager:
Rachel Evans maintains focus and good behavior in her Baltimore classroom

The Connector:
Rhiannon Carbajal helps students in Houston link political concepts with personal experience

The four videos here:

Video: Four teachers in Four different classrooms demonstrate methods that work
(Courtesy of Teach for America’s video archive, available in February at teachingasleadership.org)

At the end of the school year, both little boys took the same standardized test given at all

D.C. public schools—not a perfect test of their learning, to be sure, but a relatively

objective one (and, it’s worth noting, not a very hard one).

After a year in Mr. Taylor’s class, the first little boy’s scores went up—way up. He had

started below grade level and finished above. On average, his classmates’ scores rose about

13 points—which is almost 10 points more than fifth-graders with similar incoming test

scores achieved in other low-income D.C. schools that year. On that first day of school,

only 40 percent of Mr. Taylor’s students were doing math at grade level. By the end of the

year, 90 percent were at or above grade level.

As for the other boy? Well, he ended the year the same way he’d started it—below grade

level. In fact, only a quarter of the fifth-graders at Plummer finished the year at grade

level in math—despite having started off at about the same level as Mr. Taylor’s class down

the road.

This tale of two boys, and of the millions of kids just like them, embodies the most

stunning finding to come out of education research in the past decade: more than any other

variable in education—more than schools or curriculum—teachers matter. Put concretely, if

Mr. Taylor’s student continued to learn at the same level for a few more years, his test

scores would be no different from those of his more affluent peers in Northwest D.C. And if

these two boys were to keep their respective teachers for three years, their lives would

likely diverge forever. By high school, the compounded effects of the strong teacher—or the

weak one—would become too great.

Parents have always worried about where to send their children to school; but the school,

statistically speaking, does not matter as much as which adult stands in front of their

children. Teacher quality tends to vary more within schools—even supposedly good

schools—than among schools.

But we have never identified excellent teachers in any reliable, objective way. Instead, we

tend to ascribe their gifts to some mystical quality that we can recognize and revere—but

not replicate. The great teacher serves as a hero but never, ironically, as a lesson.

At last, though, the research about teachers’ impact has become too overwhelming to ignore.

Over the past year, President Barack Obama and his education secretary, Arne Duncan, have

started talking quite a lot about great teaching. They have shifted the conversation from

school accountability— the rather worn theme of No Child Left Behind, President George W.

Bush’s landmark educational reform—to teacher accountability. And they have done it using

one very effective conversational gambit: billions of dollars.

Thanks to the stimulus bonanza, Duncan has lucked into a budget that is more than double

what a normal education secretary gets to spend. As a result, he has been able to dedicate

$4.3 billion to a program he calls Race to the Top. To be fair, that’s still just a tiny

fraction of the roughly $100 billion in his budget (much of which the government

direct-deposits into the bank accounts of schools, whether they deserve the money or not).

But especially in a year when states are projecting $16 billion in school-budget shortfalls,

$4.3 billion is real money. “This is the big bang of teacher-effectiveness reform,” says

Timothy Daly, president of the New Teacher Project, a nonprofit that helps schools recruit

good teachers. “It’s huge.”

Despite the perky name, Race to the Top is a marathon—and a potentially grueling one; to

win, states must take a series of steps that are considered radical in the see-no-evil world

of education, where teachers unions have long fought efforts to measure teacher performance

based on student test scores and link the data to teacher pay. States must try to identify

great teachers, figure out how they got that way, and then create more of them. “This is the

wave of the future. This is where we have to go—to look at what’s working and what’s not,”

Duncan told me. “It sounds like common sense, but it’s revolutionary.”

Based on his students’ test scores, Mr. Taylor ranks among the top 5 percent of all D.C.

math teachers. He’s entertaining, but he’s not a born performer. He’s well prepared, but

he’s been a teacher for only three years. He cares about his kids, but so do a lot of his

underperforming peers. What’s he doing differently?

One outfit in America has been systematically pursuing this mystery for more than a

decade—tracking hundreds of thousands of kids, and analyzing why some teachers can move

those kids three grade levels ahead in one year and others can’t. That organization,

interestingly, is not a school district.

Teach for America, a nonprofit that recruits college graduates to spend two years teaching

in low-income schools, began outside the educational establishment and has largely remained

there. For years, it has been whittling away at its own assumptions, testing its hypotheses,

and refining its hiring and training. Over time, it has built an unusual laboratory: almost

half a million American children are being taught by Teach for America teachers this year,

and the organization tracks test-score data, linked to each teacher, for 85 percent to 90

percent of those kids. Almost all of those students are poor and African American or Latino.

And Teach for America keeps an unusual amount of data about its 7,300 teachers—a pool almost

twice the size of the D.C. system’s teacher corps.

Until now, Teach for America has kept its investigation largely to itself. But for this

story, the organization allowed me access to 20 years of experimentation, studded by trial

and error. The results are specific and surprising. Things that you might think would help a

new teacher achieve success in a poor school—like prior experience working in a low-income

neighborhood—don’t seem to matter. Other things that may sound trifling—like a teacher’s

extracurricular accomplishments in college—tend to predict greatness.

Thanks The Atlantic.com

 

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